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The Misadventures of Beech
Beech would prefer a quiet life in Briar Glen. A complete fantasy comedy in twelve chapters, with questionable decisions, unexpected adventures and exceptionally sturdy doors.
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Chapters
Read in chapter order.
- Chapter 1
Beech and the Morning After
After a thoroughly successful birthday celebration, Beech wants only breakfast and a quiet morning. Briar Glen has other plans—and his father’s sturdy oak door may be all that stands between them.
- Chapter 2
Beech and the Art of Running Away
With goblins at his door, Beech flees through a village in flames. A furious sow, a runaway wagon and a rotten bridge teach him that escaping is only the beginning.
- Chapter 3
Beech and the Very Good Plan
A rescue plan takes shape at the sheepfold, but a family trapped near the mill puts Beech to the test. Meanwhile, the goblins seem to be searching for more than plunder.
- Chapter 4
Beech and Operation Breakfast
Operation Breakfast meets its first real test as Beech returns to the mill and helps trapped families escape. The goblin captain has learned a few lessons of his own.
- Chapter 5
A Rather Unfortunate Victory
Victory leaves Beech with missing neighbours, hungry refugees and five imprisoned goblins. An evening rescue reveals that the raid's real purpose may lie closer to home.
- Chapter 6
The Resistance of Briar Glen
Briar Glen's survivors organize supplies, shelters and lookouts, but a mission to the mill exposes the cost of their inexperience—and a clue to the raid's true purpose.
- Chapter 7
Something Worth Stealing
An old repair sketch leads Beech beneath the meeting hall, where an empty stone cradle reveals why the goblins came—and what their stolen prize could unlock.
- Chapter 8
A Hero's Terrible Idea
Beech returns beneath the meeting hall with a carpenter's tools and a dangerous idea. Finding Vale Mouth is only the beginning; stopping its ancient lock may cost far more.
- Chapter 9
The Trouble with Goblins
Captive beneath the meeting hall, Beech discovers a dangerous rift between the raiders and their employers. Above ground, the village's foundations begin to give way.
- Chapter 10
The Last Stand at Briar Glen
As Briar Glen's streets begin to split, Beech and the villagers race to get their neighbours out. His father's oak door may be their most useful defence.
- Chapter 11
Beech the Brave (More or Less)
Marked riders bring new hauling gear to Briar Glen, threatening the homes above Vale Mouth. Beech must choose between another reckless intervention and trusting his neighbours.
- Chapter 12
A Well-Deserved Breakfast
With the raiders gone, Briar Glen begins the harder work of recovery. Beech finally gets his breakfast—and discovers that peace brings a fresh list of promises to keep.
